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CONTROVERSIAL NEW IMAGE.

Virgin will now carry the flag.

AIRCREW RAGE?
Examples of British Airways trendy new fleet logo have been viewed with dismay by staff and unions who are having to bear the brunt of cut-backs and job losses. Several staff agreed that the money could be better spent reducing operational pressures which have resulted in a number of well publicized safety incidents.

Hideous and horrendous was a common reaction from both staff and customers, "Airborne graffiti" remarked a well travelled businessman, "the sort of thing a hooligan with an arsenal of aerosols would be proud of".

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Many travellers remarked that if the new image was considered necessary it would have been more acceptable if it could have been standardized. "All the different designs will make it difficult to identify BA amongst the rest of the gaudy creations carried by some of the tinpot airlines from the third world".  Air traffic controllers reported difficulties in identifying the aircraft during ground movements.

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A British Airways Executive Club Member comments, "..the money could be better spent on updating the fleet...BA expect me to pay full price to cross the Atlantic in quarter century old planes...I refuse to fly in them...".

"The many variations of design detract from brand awareness", said a spokesman from a rival airline, "There has to be a single, striking image".

Jock shock.

Even more upsetting was the airlines apparent attempt to disown their British heritage by omitting the crown and union flag from the livery . Several travellers expressed both amusement and amazement when hearing that one of the prominent graphics designers involved has been awarded an honour in the Queens birthdays list. The words British Airways still appears in 2 meter high letters on the forward fuselage.

Mudhut.
Fly the Flag.
Until recently, "Fly the Flag" was a popular publicity slogan used by British Airways. Recent reports claim that the flag logo will soon appear on the Virgin Atlantic fleet, the rival airline run by Richard Branson, Britain's most respected businessman. October 1998. Since deciding to carry the union flag logo on his Virgin Atlantic fleet Richard Branson has won a massive military contract from the Ministry of  Defence, he considers that this may have been awarded following his loyalty to the flag.
 
BA executives appeared to be less than sure of the effect of their new venture. President Lord King declared it as "Exciting" then added "the public will judge".

Chief executive Bob Ayling is reported as admitting he suffers from colour blindness.

Predictably supporters of the new livery included advertising executives, professional designers and psychologists.

July 1998. Sting in the tail.  A "rethink" is reported following the approval of the proposed  American Airlines/British Airways alliance.  BA executives are likely to approve a return to conventional livery after the wasting millions of pounds sterling on this over-trendy flop.